South Africa is a complex land with a lot of confusing race-related stuff going on and, quite honestly, nobody really understands what other races are up to. It's always been a bit of a problem.
Well, problem solved! Because now the Racist's Guide To The People of South Africa is here to help you distinguish between our many races so you can better place everyone you see into a box (because people are easier to deal with when they're in their boxes).
Sensibly subdivided into the six major races of our land - that's Blacks, English Whites, Afrikaners, Indians, Coloureds and Miscellaneous - this indispensable handbook for the sophisticated modern South African reveals never-before-documented facts and answers all your race-related questions. For example:
What does a stressed Black look like? Why should you never buy a White woman a white-gold engagement ring? What do Afrikaners do for fun? Why do Indian men always play sport in jeans? How do Coloured gangsters fare in the navy? What is the best way to greet a Chinese South African?